Rules and Prompts

[tavlessmod]

For anyone who enjoys the old-school fandom vibes of anonymous prompts, but who wants to focus on origins characters and BG3 NPCs.

What is a kinkmeme?
A kinkmeme is a place to post story ideas, plot bunnies, and concepts anonymously, in hopes that they'll inspire someone else in the fandom. As implied in the name, kink and smut prompts are welcome, but so are gen prompts! This is a choose not to warn space - there may be offensive content in prompts and we do not require warnings in titles.

Mod Post | Fills Archive | Prompt Index (by character)

Prompting

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4. All prompts must focus on canon characters from Baldur's Gate 3, whether they be playable characters or NPCs. Canon Durge (white dragonborn sorcerer with his Gortash-involved backstory, that guy) is allowed. If you want to prompt for ideas about your custom Durge/Tav, or a generic Tav, there is another BG3 kinkmeme that allows Tav prompts.

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4. Multiple fills are always allowed/encouraged!
5. Non-fic fills (art, game edits, filk) are also welcome!

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Comments

Pre-canon setting swap

[(Anonymous)]

Somehow (divine intervention?) some or all the tadfools and up swapping places, landing themselves in someone else's personal hell. Chaos ensues.

Body swapping, possession or literal teleportation all work!

Any genre could be great - tragedy, comedy, non-con smut as Wyll is trapped in Astarion's body and backstory...wherever the prompt takes you! Let's just shuffle those traumas a little

Astarion - CBT for elf ears

[(Anonymous)]

So if you take the headcanon that elf ears are erogenous zones then, damn, someone ought to torture this poor elf.

Cazador or someone he's catching for Cazador? A patriar he's been loaned to? Or his companions (esp Karlach, Wyll or Shadowheart or a polycule) in a consensual bsdm/masochist scenario?

Possible options:
- Weighted piercings or pulling on piercings
- Suspension bondage would probably rip his poor ears off but the threat of it or partial suspension? Delicious.
- Kneading the delicate ear tips, squeezing and folding them till they bruise.
- Bloodplay, temperature play, anything using shocking grasp or other pervertable spells

Re: Astarion - CBT for elf ears

[(Anonymous)]

Your mind, OP! +1000

Astarion/(Wyll or Karlach or both), sleepover for thermal equilibrium

[(Anonymous)]

Astarion does not produce body heat. Chilly nights fill his trances with memories of entombment in cold stone, but resting by the fire leaves him exposed to potential assault. Wyll and Karlach are always complaining about overheating from the hellfire in their blood. They're the nicest of the group; his dead body is an effective heat-sink; it would not be so bad to share one of their tents so he can trance restfully, would it? Whoever he asks eagerly accepts, for temperature reasons only of course, certainly not because it would help with their own nightmares.

Take in whatever direction you like (platonic or not, (N)SFW, POV, etc.) I just like the "cuddling for warmth" trope and think it's funny to make them share a tent.

+ Wyll has never had a slumber party (strict father)
+ the group doesn't know/trust each other yet (act 1?)
+ Astarion expects it to get sexual, Karlach plans an actual party, Wyll is just excited to be included/have non-Mizora company
+ it takes time for them to be emotionally comfortable, but the temperature issues are so miserable it's worth working it out
+ poor communication skills

Re: Astarion/(Wyll or Karlach or both), sleepover for thermal equilibrium

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded! This is lovely. Especially with a Astarion sandwich, gently squished between two living space heaters.

Halsin is bored of topping (halsin/any)

[(Anonymous)]

Halsin is big for an elf, he's sexually giving, he's good at communicating...and he gets typecast as a top constantly.

Sure, Halsin can take care of his partners and coach them through their sexual hangups and be the intimidating-yet-supportive top they've fantasized about, but maybe he's gotten bored of it. Maybe the tadpole reveals to his partner how much he secretly desires to be taken care of and treasured and railed into the astral plane. They set out to make it happen.

Open to any origin partner or a polycule setup, but prefer no darkfic or bad endings.

thrown to the wolves (shadowheart)

[(Anonymous)]

We learn in act 2 that shadowheart's fear of wolves is due to Viconia's manipulations. Ignore that for whump/angst reasons - there are several villains with wolves. Let's trap Shadowheart alone with some of them and reinforce her phobia by having things go Very Badly

Tadpolycule, kidnapping & rescue, whump

[(Anonymous)]

Astarion (or Gale or Wyll) makes a blunder during combat, and is either forced to get left behind or is taken by the enemy. The rest of the team have to do a stealthy heist mission in order to get him back. Can be platonic or tadpolycule, or literally any ship tbh

+ torture time B) Electrocution, drowning or other breathing problems
+ the rescue team see him getting hurt in front of them but cant do anything to stop it, due to the stealthy nature of the mission
+ after the rescue, lots of support, comfort and validation of his place in the group

Wyll/Lae'zel

[(Anonymous)]

I'd love to see something where Wyll gradually brings Lae'zel round to romance. Where she comes to genuinely enjoy dances and candle lit dinners. And then absolutely blows Wyll's mind introducing him to sex and submission.

Re: Wyll/Lae'zel OP clarification

[(Anonymous)]

Just clarifying my prompt: consensual sex. Would prefer not CNC. No watersports or scat please. Otherwise go wild.

Astarion/Everyone

[(Anonymous)]

Free use Astarion where the party spends an evening sharing him around.

I'd like this to be consensual, but don't particularly mind how you get there. Would prefer something that has everyone having a good time. I don't like scat or watersports.

+Bondage
+Lae'zel instructing one or more of the others
+Karlach's Infernal Upgrades
+Wyll managing to make group sex sound sweet and romantic

Re: Astarion/Everyone

[(Anonymous)]

Ooh, yes please! I have no idea what setup would make this possible but I very much want this 🙏

(Something something shadow curse cure? Stole the wrong potion from shadowheart? No context smut bc damn it why not?)

Karlach/Any Sex Machine

[(Anonymous)]

Act 1 Karlach can't touch anyone without hurting them. So she makes Faerun's first sex machine.

A consensual, pleasurable encounter where her partner, or both of them (or more), get fucked stupid. Machine can be as complex or simple as you like. Open to the inclusion of other kinks.

Wyll/Ansur Dragon Sex

[(Anonymous)]

There's a great fic by Ushauz (heart of a dragon) where Wyll is gifted magic through dream sex with Ansur, who is in dragonborn form. You should read it.

But who is going to serve this community by writing Wyll having sex with Ansur in full dragon form? Preferably resplendent copper dragon form and not gross zombie form. Please!

Re: Wyll/Ansur Dragon Sex

[(Anonymous)]

Anon, is some form of rut / heat being involved alright?

Wyll/everyone- wyll gets enthusiastically bottomed

[(Anonymous)]

Its wylls birthday or some kind of dnd holiday, and everyone wants to spoil him with some very good enthusiastically consensual sex. He's always thinking about everyone else, so its time to make it all about him for a change! Princes need pampering too.
+ bondage
+ free use vibes
+ gags / oral fixation
+ subspace

Re: Wyll/everyone- wyll gets enthusiastically bottomed

[(Anonymous)]

👀 just to make sure OP, are you looking for a story where wyll bottoms or where everyone bottoms for wyll? Either way, cosigned +1000

Halsin & or / Any, trapped with the bear

[(Anonymous)]

Classic whump cave-in scenario, they're trapped in a cave with no way out, except Halsin is *very* injured, and the only way to stay alive for rescue is to wildshape, which would be fine, if not for the fact Any is also trapped in there.

pure whump, hurt/comfort, bear sex (either in a dubcon/heat or fully consensual way), or just Any forgetting that Halsin still understands them and monologuing a whole embarassing confession, it's all good! preferabbly no permadeath tho

+Halsin's fear of hurting someone while wildshaped, either justified or not (including fearing the bear makes him more is sexually aggressive)
+Halsin struggling with not being able to communicate to help Any who's Going Through It
+if leaning on the lighter or hurt/comfort side, bear cuddles.
+if Shadowheart, something with her fear of wolves? different, but being trapped with a large predator probably hits a similar beat.
+if Astarion, flash back to his being imprisoned/buried alive, except now he has a giant bear as a bloodbag (warning, drinking too much *will* kill him.)

Tadpolycule, Never Have I Ever

[(Anonymous)]

Origin characters (and any of your choice of other companions or NPCs) play Never Have I Ever feat copious amounts of alcohol, very weird lives, and intense horniness. i'm leaning funny & smutty but i'm always here for going angsty with it.

+ Lae'zel is hypercompetitive and also absolutely crushing it (being an alien)
+ Shadowheart keeps not committing to telling the stories (not her fault, she's missing memories)
+ Karlach shares the weirdest anecdotes from hell like they're no big deal
+ i was suddenly hit by the idea of someone going "never have i ever slept with a god" to target Gale only for someone else to also drink (Halsin?) and just completely not explain.
++ two or more characters go absolutely full "same hat!" over something incredibly traumatic they haven't fully processed as not being normal, earning a what the fuck from the rest of the party
+++ it devolves into / ends in an orgy.

Wyll/Halsin first time, praise kink

[(Anonymous)]

Wyll would also like to climb mount Halsin, however he is a virgin and insecure about being with someone who has so much experience in comparison, Halsin on the other hand would be delighted to get to guide him through his first time, with lots of praise involved

+Daddy kink, Halsin tells Wyll that he's proud of him or that he's doing a good job and Wyll almost comes then and there

+Multiple rounds, maybe Wyll comes quickly the first time and is embarrassed about it, but Halsin takes it as a compliment to his skill and they continue pretty soon after

+Halsin has a breeding kink, when Wyll points out that that's not anatomically possible to happen he just tells him that they'll have to keep trying until it takes

+Improper use of druid magic

+Wyll being full of come and fucked dumb by the end, poor guy needs to not have to think for a while

Dnw:any actual possibility of pregnancy, it's all meant to be purely a fantasy

Re: Wyll/Halsin first time, praise kink

[(Anonymous)]

thinking about this...OP, would you be ok with this being pre-canon (Wyll as Blade of Frontiers?)

Bear!Halsin Sex

[(Anonymous)]

Always so shocked that Bear!Halsin isn't in more fics for sex. Wildshape is the kind of sick nasty fantasy kink where the moral issue of it (consent) is removed and then it's the "taboo" equivalent of "what if we fucked a consenting alien".

Prefer no scat or watersports.

Otherwise, anything is fair game, including what character(s) it's with.

Sex Ed with Shadowheart

[(Anonymous)]

I really, really want to see a fic where Shadowheart as the team cleric (and/or Halsin if you prefer) realizes that most of the party has never actually had any kind of comprehensive sex ed. Sexual experience does not equal knowledge of safe sex practices, after all. She decides to remedy this in the most efficient, if excruciating, way possible: holding a group health class around the campfire to clear the air before she has to start casting Lesser Restoration on everybody's fantasy STDs.

+Karlach, who grew up on the streets and then spent 10 years in Hell, still believes wholeheartedly in every playground rumor she was ever told about sex as a kid.

+Lae'zel had comprehensive sex ed *for a githyanki.* Her idea of normal sexual practice terrifies everyone else.

+Astarion has some large, vaguely concerning gaps in his knowledge. (It's not like he ever had to worry about his partners surviving the night before, after all.)

+Wyll is a virgin.

+Camp is basically the Olympic Village. Everybody is having sex with everyone else. Could be a tadpolycule situation or just a number of different ships in different configurations. The important part is that everyone is dumb about it and it's driving Shadowheart and/or Halsin insane.

[Astarion/Shadow Druids] Abduction & noncon

[(Anonymous)]

I want some evil druid action. These adventurers come into their stronghold, with an unnatural undead creature hiding in their midst. The adventurers can be permitted, but certainly not a creature corrupting the ways of Silvanus (and who maybe attempted to steal the idol of sylvanus for mol, your decision on the instigating event).

Astarion gets taken by the Shadow druids and hidden in their back chambers where they either torture him for fun - these are stressful times and the other druids won't allow them to simply kill the intruding tieflings but nobody can protest if they vent a little violence on this wretched thing - or as part of some anti-necromancy ritual to fuck life back into him so he isn't this awful undead thing anymore >:)

+ for misuse of druid spells for sex purposes. There are so many options. Thorn whip. Charm person. Entangle. Ice knife. Heat metal. Hold person. Spike or plant growth. (and you can get even kinkier if you go to higher levels or use d&d based spells - mold earth and shape water in particular have a lot of potential for restraint continuous running water torture purposes)
+++ for Astarion getting rescued. if you want Astarion in a tadpole polycule or a relationship with wyll/karlach/both I would be very happy.

Wyll/Astarion but SURPRISE! It is not Astarion [non-con, deception, Warning: Mizora, dead dove]

[(Anonymous)]

Wyll and Astarion have been together for some time, and have recently begun having sex--perhaps within the last tenday or two, recent. During one of those sessions, Mizora reveals that she's been using shapeshifting to imitate his lover. Wyll is appropriately disturbed by this, but he's even more disturbed by the realization that she did this presumably to cast doubt on his intimate moments with Astarion. When he's gotten close enough with people to trigger her jealousy before meeting the Tadfools, she simply forcibly took him, or commanded him to leave them. But now for the first time in a while he can't tell how he should react, and that's frightening.

+When Astarion brings up the sex pause, Wyll agrees because he genuinely wants to respect Astarion's boundaries and autonomy--but perhaps he's also a little frightened about who he'd really be sleeping with the next time Astarion propositions him.
+++Wyll starts to wonder if Mizora's also imitating Astarion in non-sexual moments.

Mostly I just think this fandom needs more Wyll Whump and Wyll Paranoia. Go crazy.

Re: Wyll/Astarion but SURPRISE! It is not Astarion [non-con, deception, Warning: Mizora, dead dove]

[(Anonymous)]

Clarification:
*Mizora reveals to Wyll she's been shapeshifting into and imitating Astarion. I think the rest of the post makes that clear but. Just making sure.

Truth serum - uncomfortable revelations

[(Anonymous)]

what it says on the tin - one of the tadfools (take your pick) gets dosed with truth serum that makes them very accommodating and want to share things that they know. In conversation with the others they're accidentally (or on purpose! maybe someone's curiosity gets the best of them) goaded into revealing details about their terrible awful backstory that they would never admit sober. Everyone has to deal with how to handle this revelation later. Feel free to make any tadfool's backstory even more awful to have things to reveal here.

dnw: parental incest (though parent-adjacent figures a la viconia and cazador are fair game)

Fill: for the best (Karlach & Everyone, mentioned non-con)

[shadow_fell]

ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56900212

look, i want to see other people fill this prompt with different characters as the center, but i saw this prompt and immediately knew i had to do it with karlach.

---

Look. They’re all thinking it. If anyone was to get dosed by this blabbermouth of a truth serum, it’s for the best it’s Karlach.

They all have secrets, some they’ve shared, some that have been forced out, and some that are still hidden. Even now that they’re all quite close, Gale still hates sharing about himself, and Shadowheart’s even more the same, the instinct long trained up. Astarion doesn’t want to relive the details of what he suffered, what he did. Wyll doesn’t want to dredge up old feelings, the things he hasn’t shared about Mizora. Lae’zel doesn’t want to put to voice the many things about her life she’s come to realize to be true.

“Ooh! They’re selling honeydrops! It’s been ages since I had any - we should get some!”

So perhaps it’s selfish, but really, they all agree - it’s for the best it was Karlach.

She lists off different foods she hasn’t had since being sent to the hells on the walk back to the Elfsong, interspersed with random beats of - “look at that dog!” and “oh, that looks fun,” and anything else that distracts her in the moment.

“It’s going to be a long night,” Astarion groans.

“We should have a slumber party!” Karlach says, turning to him. “I always wanted to have one, as a kid, but it’s not like where I grew up anyone had enough space to fit a party, all cramped in. Gods, it’d be so fun!”

“What exactly is a slumber party,” Lae’zel asks, while Shadowheart says, “we’re already sharing a room, I don’t know how different it would be.”

“Well, we’d grab all the pillows and blankets and hang out by the fireplace, and talk, and play games - high stakes truth or dare! It would be perfect!”

“I don’t know if we should be doing that while you’re under the influence of a curse,” Gale says gently, but she’s already ignoring them to kneel down by a flower.

“Sometimes I see something so pretty that I want to touch it, but I worry even with my engine fixed I’ll still ruin it, burn it to ash,” she says. She picks the flower, and tucks it behind her ear, weaving the stem into her hair.

“We should go out into a proper field when this is over, braid you a flower crown,” Wyll suggests.

“When this is over, I’ll be dead,” Karlach says, and there isn’t any heartbreak in her voice, it’s just as casual as her list of foods. “But it’s a good thought anyways. Would be nice.” She eats another honeydrop, and goes back to listing foods.

By the time they’re back at the Elfsong, she’s moved on to talk about the things she hates, coming back to the material and Baldur’s Gate, the things she’d forgotten in her decade in the hells. By the time they’re sitting up, curled in blankets, for sure not playing truth or dare, it’s everything bad about Enver Gortash, the bastard.

“His stupid hair’s the same. Ten years, same haircut, just as stupid! He thinks he’s such hot shit, with his stupid Bane worshiping and his secret cabals, but he’s not even good at sex! Mediocre at best!”

“I thought you and him weren’t in a relationship,” Shadowheart says, before she gets the better of herself.

“Oh, no, we weren’t together or anything, we just fucked. Twice. Three times? No I think twice. It’s been a decade. I mean, I don’t know, maybe he’s gotten better, but I doubt it.”

Astarion takes the bait. “How old were you, exactly?”

“Started working for him, I was seventeen, yeah? Couple months out from my birthday, I think. Got recommended from some work I was doing as a bouncer, y’know? Worked for him almost two years, before he sold me to Zariel. Now bet she’d be good at sex - horrible and evil and creepy, but hot as fuck. Way to focused on the work to think about it - probably the angel thing - I wouldn’t want to fuck her either but she’d at least be tempting, you know?”

“No.” Wyll says. “I think we’re all a no.”

“I mean, it’s like Mizora. Hot as fuck. Evil as fuck too, and you’d never actually trust her, so that would make the sex kind of shit, but if she wanted it to be good, it’d be really fucking good. Where fucker like Gortash doesn’t give a shit if it’s good for the other person, and even if he did, like, still wouldn’t be great. Gods I’m horny.”

“If I had a decade of forced celibacy, and the last person I slept with was Enver Gortash, I can’t imagine how horny I’d be,” Shadowheart commiserates.

“Oh, I have sex since him. Although I guess he was the last human I slept with, so that kind of counts.”

“You have had conquests since,” Lae’zel nods. “Dammon does seem suitable.”

“Oh, no, I meant while I was in hell. It wasn’t common, but I’ve fucked a few succubi. Been fucked by. Fucked over by. You know what I mean. Didn’t know it at the time, but that’s how they get you, am I right?”

“None of us have ever slept with a succubus, darling,” Astarion corrects. “Well, who knows what sort of things Gale’s summoned-”

“I have never summoned a creature - much less a fiend - to sleep with it!” Gale retorts. “Beyond the ethical implications, the danger is immense. Succubi and incubi often kill their targets during intercourse.”

“Yeah, one of them nearly got me, too. Didn’t, of course, I’m really hard to kill, but probably one of the better ways to go, honestly. I mean, I’m not exactly a fan of devils, but demons are fucked up. Like, I’d rather the stupid Wall of the Dead than be forced to fight in the Blood War again, but if I had to choose who won, I don’t want it to be the demons. It took me years to get used to the screams of people being eaten alive.”

Astarion almost makes a joke, doesn’t. The rest of them sit there in silence. Karlach continues talking, oblivious.

“If I burn up, the engine’s useless, so even if I did go back to Avernus, probably wouldn’t be fighting unless Zariel really cared, and I think that was more the engine than me, although I kind of wish it wasn’t. I’d want to just be a soul coin - the worst would be a lemure, it’s such a good thing you got out of that pact, Wyll, that would suck so bad. Being a coin would suck, but they all go mad within, like, a few weeks, don’t get anything but mindless screams after a month or so, and then you get used and go to nothing, which is better than being in the Wall forever. And if you aren’t being traded around, you get to die powering something cool. Like my motorcycle! Gods, I miss my motorcycle.”

“Your…motorcycle?” Gale asks. “That would be a rotating engine?”

“Oh yeah! None of you know what that is! It’s an infernal machine, two wheels, engine like my heart. You get on the back like a horse but it can go way faster, at least, faster than any horse I’ve ridden, which isn’t very many, so maybe some go faster, but it’s so fun. And you can stick out an axe or sword and just chop things in half, it’s so fun! I wonder if you could summon mine? I have no idea what happened to it.”

“Teleporting objects to you isn’t as easy as sentient creatures,” Gale explains. “Especially without having seen it before or a firm location. Theoretically it could be conjured, but that is not my field of study, and I wouldn’t begin to know how to build something like it.”

“Neither would I. Bet the Watch Factory would have enough parts, but I could barely pay enough attention to keep it running. Shame, would’ve been fun - I could ride my bike up the steps of Wyrm’s Rock and all over Gortash’s stupid face!” She laughs at that. “Aw, now I’m hungry.”

“Maybe we should stop talking and get some food,” Wyll says.

“Food sounds good,” Karlach agrees. “Hey, Lae’zel, I’m bored of talking, so it’s your turn, Truth, favorite food since you’ve been traveling with us.”

Lae’zel pauses. “You have a variety of single hand-based foods that are very practical in their ease of consumption,” she says. “Of the ones I have tried…one of the meat-filled hand pies.”

“Ooh, that’s a good choice. I know a place that sells hand pies that should be open this late. Well, I used to, they might have moved, or changed their hours, or died. We could probably still find someone, though.”

“Let’s get something from downstairs while the kitchen is still open,” Wyll suggests. “And then, maybe, we should get some rest?”

“Busy day of cracking heads tomorrow, I get you,” Karlach agrees. “You’re so smart. Man, I love you guys, you’re the best.”

They all echo the sentiment back to her, with varying levels of sincerity, and silently, to themselves, agree to not mention any of this, especially if she doen’t remember it in the morning. And, with more than a little guilt - best it was her. Even after all of it - the secrets that could have been spilled - isn’t it, surely, it must be -

It’s not easy, getting to sleep that night.

Gortash/Wyll fucking the duke's son to ascert dominance

[(Anonymous)]

It's a shame there are only two fics of them bcs there's so many different things you could do with it

+Wyll being a virgin beforehand, maybe he had the option to sleep with his LI but chose to take it slow, he's regretting that now

+Gortash is delighted to find out that Wyll is a virgin

+Making tadpoled Ulder watch, making it very clear to Wyll that his dad is very much aware in there and can see his son being defiled

+Wyll can't access his magic (up to you as to why) and is unarmed, he tries to defend himself but his eight strength isn't doing much, Gortash finds his attempts at Fighting back amusing

+Faux simpathy, cooing at him and gently wiping away his tears while he mercilessly fucks him and being generally belittling

+Maybe gortash is into him but in a twisted "wants to keep him in his bedchambers as a trophy" kind of thing

+Wyll got a tail with his devil transformation, and it's very sensitive, Gortash clocks this

+Wyll getting hard and coming, feeling very ashamed about it

These are all just suggestions but go Wild, I'll be happy with almost* anything

*Dnw: any threat of pregnancy, would rather Wyll be cis but if he's trans no misgendering, no full on torture (some sadism is okay as long as there's no bleeding or tearing), any scat or piss

Re: Gortash/Wyll fucking the duke's son to ascert dominance

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded!!

What if gortash uses Wyll's tail to tie him up (logistics tricky but the mental image? Oof)

Karlach gets rescued

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe the fake paladins actually pull some sort of strategy rather than just throwing themselves into the meat grinder. Maybe Zariel sends a few nasty devils to collect Karlach personally. Either way, I want a new-to-the-team Karlach to be taken hostage and everyone needing to rescue her & provide comfort afterwards.

Maybe they do some kind of magic to keep her from flaring up? Locked in an icebox, tied up under a waterfall, or just chained up such that the hotter she gets the worse she burns herself. I'm in this prompt for the comfort afterwards but be as hardcore with the hurt as you want. Big butch women deserve to be rescued too

Shadowheart/Wyll, breeding kink

[(Anonymous)]

After being settled in their relationship, Wyll and Shadowheart decide they're ready for a kid. Neither expects how hot they find the concept of sex explicitly for breeding until they start trying.

+Wyll takes some sort of virility elixir/sex pollen/etc to make it so he can cum more than once. Definitely just to make sure it takes. Definitely not because they both find the concept of Shadowheart being filled until she's overflowing with cum extremely hot. (It's definitely because of that.)

+ If Wyll is the Grand Duke, maybe it's partially because there's pressure for them to have a second child (after adopting Lilly) to make absolutely sure he won't be left without an heir if something happens to her? Maybe from Ulder? For added "oh I really didn't know I would want this so badly" tension.

+ They start purposefully sabotaging the attempts (magic birth control? avoiding SH's more fertile days?) just to keep the breeding sex marathon going a little longer.

++There's a bit of a D/s element with Wyll as the sub (Shadowheart ordering Wyll to impregnate her, riding him past the point of overstimulation to wring every last drop out of him, Wyll referring to himself simply breeding stock for Shadowheart and begging to be allowed to do so, etc).

But also you could ignore all this horny plot-y stuff and just give me a short PWP of Wyll and Shadowheart discovering their breeding kink together, or take it in an entirely different direction. I just want the two of them enthusiastically discovering they love the idea of the kink, maybe to the point that it starts becoming more about the sex than actually having a kid, lol. As long as they're both enthusiastically consenting to it and there's no piss, shit, or vomit, go wild!

Shadowheart/Lae'zel - lae'zel haunts shadowheart

[(Anonymous)]

When Lae'zel and Shadowheart fight over the artifact, Shadowheart kills Lae'zel. She convinces the rest of the party not to revive her, that it was too dangerous to keep a murderous gith as a member of their party. The next day she can feel someone watching her, but there's never anyone there.

The day after she trips and is struck by a goblin's crossbow bolt - but she would have sworn she felt hands between her shoulders, that someone pushed her. At night she feels, always, a cold presence somewhere near her. She thinks maybe it's Shar? But when she reaches out in prayer there is no answer.

Seeking a story where Shadowheart is haunted by Lae'zel, who has died but is too damn stubborn to leave this plane while her rival lives. Eventually Lae'zel's ghostly attempts to torment/kill Shadowheart turn into something...else. How embarrassing, to have a crush on the woman who killed her.

Nine-Fingers Keene/Any, Fisting

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Keene doing the fisting cause, y'know, nine fingers - look, sometimes a thought pops into your head out of nowhere and you post it to the kink meme.

slight preference for Any being Jaheira (since their banter is so fun).

astarion/wyll - everything goes wrong after the end

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request for a post-canon hurt/comfort where either astarion or wyll hits absolute rock bottom a few years after saving the city and needs to be rescued by the other/nursed back to health.

if astarion, he ends up isolated by a combo of folks going to avernus/him fleeing into the shadows, gets forced out of baldur's gate due to sudden widespread fear of vampires (perhaps 7000 spawn are not all perfectly behaved) and either refuses to go to the Underdark or finds himself unwelcome there. through a series of misadventures, he ends up broke and alone with no way of contacting anyone & one bad morning where he can't get out of the sunlight in time from getting killed...

if wyll, he ends up sidelined from going to avernus by a serious final-battle injury. mizora decides to take her revenge and kills his father, framing him for the crime. wyll goes on the run, but he has no magic anymore and that injury from the battle never healed right. he can't contact anyone and drag them down with him, he can't visit towns without risking arrest but gods it's harder to make it in the woods without magic. mizora is actively hiding where he is so nobody can track him, she thinks this is very funny.

- perhaps astarion stumbles across wyll while they're both at rock bottom
- perhaps grand duke wyll receives a message that astarion has been arrested and is claiming to be his friend and should they go ahead and kill him or does he actually want this vampire?
- perhaps astarion has been doing fine and has been looking for wyll this whole time
- perhaps they end up arrested in the jail of the same city and the guards throw wyll to astarion so astarion will kill him.

Re: astarion/wyll - everything goes wrong after the end

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded! Love them having to look after each other when they’re both in terrible positions. Meeting again in jail is tantalising